I went to see Star Trek today with my brother and I really enjoyed it!!!! He kept whispering “benadryyyyyl” in my ear at random moments throughout the movie whenever Benedict Cumberbatch did dramatic things, though, but I didn’t mind too much (mostly bc I love my little brother and he makes me giggle anyway).

Also Chris Pine looks 110% like my old boss except without tattoos so that was distracting

avatarparallels:

Sokka: Hey, I thought designing “the lost Appa poster” was my job. I’ve been working all day on my Appa. 

when u live with ur partner but u haven’t had sex for 3 weeks

trashfemme:

miss—mystique:

dorkly:

The Sims Career Ladder

I am crying

whenthesunhasset:

festeringfae:

• They are both comfortable with being feminine and playing The Game, but genuinely care about other people/pawns who aren’t jerks
• Margaery would help Arianne appreciate her family more
• Arianne could say sassy things Margaery wants to say but tries to…

Every time I am tempted to ship Sansa x Margaery (which I don’t bc it wouldn’t work bc of reasons) I remember Margaery x Arianne and ship that instead.

mygirlghost:

glittergarters:

Flowers in your hair

Holy shit flawless

Sometimes I wonder how my parents are still together 20 years later and then I hear them lovingly share recipes & names of their favorite hot sauces and I get it.

thefellowshipofthetwerk:

Are we human
Or are we old sport

mandyskankovichs:

30 favourite characters (in no particular order) » 5. Shae

My mother called me Shae, men call me… often.

imbobswaget:

things ppl say that alert you to them being the actual worst:

• john was my favourite beatle 
• abolishing religion would solve a lot of problems 
• i’m not a racist i hate all races equally 
• disliking someone because of their political affiliation is ridiculous 
• but if you think about it stereotypes do exist for a reason 
• god, can you believe people on welfare own iphones